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- First 30 protocols — PP-001 through PP-030
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- Unlocks $2.99/month loyalty membership
- Saves $12/month vs. standard membership
- Qualifies for Founding Provocateur if positions remain
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$14.99
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- All current protocols
- New releases as they drop
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- Revision alerts + updated documents
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